Memes That Make Pleasant Bedtime Reading

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    Nose - MEMES I AIN'T SEEN YET
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    Vertebrate - Guys with feet like this have 125% chance of stealing your girl
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    Beard - my bladder Me warm in bed about to fall asleep
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    Facial expression - Saw my first bachelor tonight, have y'all seen this shit They make this hotel bartender looking guy articulate feelings but you can tell his inner monologue is just the noise a microwave makes 4 140 grapes @timneenan 1,084 *sound of a potato rotating*
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    Forehead - R Me reaching the end of the page but realizing I was daydreaming and didn't actually read it
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    Forehead - When someone asks me about directions in the city I lived in my whole life
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    World - when I see someone from high school in a store but they don't see me yet watignar
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    Eyebrow - When you make yourself laugh TIIIIT I would date the hell out of me.
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    Vehicle - Me listening to the same albums since age 14 God damn it, that's good. Shit, that is fresh.
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    Property - When someone asks how people are supposed to live on minimum wage: The secret ingredient is crime. 1000
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    Face - When you're late to the party so you're trying to ketchup MNZ
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    Snail - What if slugs are just divorced snails "Yeah, Sharon took the house..."
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    Font - Me: Here are 7 different forms of ID and proof of address. DMV: Sir, we need an original copy of the Declaration of Independence. emes
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    Dog - me: im sad me after one sunshine life ain't too heck
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    Glasses - My brain two seconds after I lock a door: Did The Past Really Happen? 13M views • 5 years ago 313K 5.4K Share Download + Save
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    Cartoon - me laughing at memes by myself at 2am
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    Cartoon - when someone asks me why i can't hang out I have to rest 22 hours a day.
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    Clothing - the Leg Bounce™ people w anxiety people w ADHC
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    Table - Brain Brain Logic SER BR Logic Anxiety Anxiety
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    Nose - Me trying not to tell someone what I've bought them as a present yo
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    Clothing - "So, where are you working?" "I'm a model on Instagram. What about you?" "I'm a soldier in Call of duty."
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    Ecoregion - Do you have a special talent? Me:
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    Colorfulness - Why I use subtitles Because I can't understand the language Because there are too many accents and slang Because I'm gonna eat chips
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    Font - When you realise there are no synonyms for synonym: Synonym I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
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    Forehead - when you upload your resume and the next screen asks you to enter your employment history @jesuscommajamal
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    Human - when you stub your toe on the furniture Part 1 of 3: Accepting Your Death
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    Cartoon - Coexist eARTh Bernie 2016 @lotmart White oval with some letters Idk what they stand for Dancing Bears Stickered Up 1998 Subaru Outback
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    Sleeve - My friends: do you want to go out with us? Me: [LOOKS AT NACHOST I'M BUSY toubittite Hedda
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    Cat - Cat has wares, if you have coin 11 10 12 1 5 3 4 SUPER MARKET PROMO GALER Pola Milk REALS 13148 4Milk Milk Milk Hoo Smoby 200 Cookies 330 Smoby 14.10 PASTA OLS
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    Forehead - Being a terrible person Being a terrible person in the eyes of religious extremists
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    Forehead - 4 r/notinteresting. Posted by u/RestingBitFace 1 month ago 4 345 21.7k I've been on keto for five seconds, here's my progress so far A.
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    Footwear - When you google "human clothes" and buy the first outfit that comes up: W 204

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